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• Erm….[Intro]
• I Will Never Stop (For Fans)
• Don’t Chase Me Even Though I’m a Celebrity (Unless We’re In L.A.)
• It’s My Day Off
• I Don’t Sass (But When I Do, It’s Public Humiliation on Twitter) 
• Never Gonna Follow You
• Our Relationship’s Not Fake (Shhh Harry) - ft. Eleanor Calder
• Who’s Perrie Again?
• We Just Get On Really Well
• I Make You (Go Bankrupt)
• My Girlfriend Does Not Have a Weave
• You Don’t Know Our Management - ft. Paul Higgins
• We’ll Take Pictures Later [B Side: Sneaking In the Front Entrance]

• We Lied (About Our Sexuality)
• Confessions of a Teenage Sass Queen
• The Sixth Member - ft. Josh Devine, 6 minute drum solo
• I’m Not Jealous (STOP MAKING FAKE PICTURES OF MY MAN) - ft. Danielle Peazer
• I Thought He Was Legal - ft. Caroline Flack
• We Sold Out MSG in One Minute - ft. Ticket Scalpers
• I Hate Carrots
• Broke Up (Because She Didn’t Have a Penis) - ft. Harry Styles
• He Knows Me - ft. Lily Halpern
• I Love Australia
• You’re Not a Real Fan (DMs)
• NYC Mob Was Scary - ft. all 30 girls involved
• It’s My Body (I’ll Tattoo If I Want To)

• Paulways Watching
• Almost There (But We’re Going to Lock Ourselves Inside the Hotel)
• You Are All Beautiful - ft. the rating system
• Twitcam for Dummies - ft. Liam Payne
• Pints - ft. Niall Horan and LMFAO
• That’s Not My Dick
• Disappearing Tweets - ft. Management
• I Lost My Shoe in Paris (NYC Was Worse)
• Harry’s Torso (Longer Than Lily Halpern’s Relevance)
• Black in a Past Life
• We Made You Actually Stay Up All Night - ft. Bring1DtoUS
• Don’t Call My Mom a MILF (Or I’ll Bang Yours)
• I Can’t Act
• My Nose Is Shaped Like a Penis….?

• Sunglasses in the Toilet (Oops I Did It Again)
• Fainting Girls (Let ‘Em Drop)
• In Case You Forgot, I Am Liam Payne’s Girlfriend - ft. Danielle Peazer
• It’s Dark (In the Closet)
• Starbucks and Topshop (All We Do) - ft. Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder
• Givememynameplease - ft. Harry Styles and Instagram
• Don’t Leave Me - ft. Zayn Malik and his bathtub
• Speaka to Da Munkeys
• Bad Report Card  - Liam Payne ft. Late Night Twitcams
• Announce Pre-sale Fifteen Minutes Before Pre-sale - ft. Management
• Connecticut (The Town)

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