- Erm….[Intro]
- I Will Never Stop (For Fans)
- Don’t Chase Me Even Though I’m a Celebrity (Unless We’re In L.A.)
- It’s My Day Off
- I Don’t Sass (But When I Do, It’s Public Humiliation on Twitter)
- Never Gonna Follow You
- Our Relationship’s Not Fake (Shhh Harry) - ft. Eleanor Calder
- Who’s Perrie Again?
- We Just Get On Really Well
- I Make You (Go Bankrupt)
- My Girlfriend Does Not Have a Weave
- You Don’t Know Our Management - ft. Paul Higgins
- We’ll Take Pictures Later [B Side: Sneaking In the Front Entrance]
- We Lied (About Our Sexuality)
- Confessions of a Teenage Sass Queen
- The Sixth Member - ft. Josh Devine, 6 minute drum solo
- I’m Not Jealous (STOP MAKING FAKE PICTURES OF MY MAN) - ft. Danielle Peazer
- I Thought He Was Legal - ft. Caroline Flack
- We Sold Out MSG in One Minute - ft. Ticket Scalpers
- I Hate Carrots
- Broke Up (Because She Didn’t Have a Penis) - ft. Harry Styles
- He Knows Me - ft. Lily Halpern
- I Love Australia
- You’re Not a Real Fan (DMs)
- NYC Mob Was Scary - ft. all 30 girls involved
- It’s My Body (I’ll Tattoo If I Want To)
- Paulways Watching
- Almost There (But We’re Going to Lock Ourselves Inside the Hotel)
- You Are All Beautiful - ft. the rating system
- Twitcam for Dummies - ft. Liam Payne
- Pints - ft. Niall Horan and LMFAO
- That’s Not My Dick
- Disappearing Tweets - ft. Management
- I Lost My Shoe in Paris (NYC Was Worse)
- Harry’s Torso (Longer Than Lily Halpern’s Relevance)
- Black in a Past Life
- We Made You Actually Stay Up All Night - ft. Bring1DtoUS
- Don’t Call My Mom a MILF (Or I’ll Bang Yours)
- I Can’t Act
- My Nose Is Shaped Like a Penis….?
- Sunglasses in the Toilet (Oops I Did It Again)
- Fainting Girls (Let ‘Em Drop)
- In Case You Forgot, I Am Liam Payne’s Girlfriend - ft. Danielle Peazer
- It’s Dark (In the Closet)
- Starbucks and Topshop (All We Do) - ft. Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder
- Givememynameplease - ft. Harry Styles and Instagram
- Don’t Leave Me - ft. Zayn Malik and his bathtub
- Speaka to Da Munkeys
- Bad Report Card - Liam Payne ft. Late Night Twitcams
- Announce Pre-sale Fifteen Minutes Before Pre-sale - ft. Management
- Connecticut (The Town)
literally the best thing in the world.
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